BGT anyone?

[shandyleer]

Missed this last week so two weeks without Simon. Not good.

Wow, last week of auditions already.

I'm here and ready for a slagging fest celebration of all things BGT.

i cant watch bgt and post at the same time moved house and can only get t'internet in one sodding room.

Oh good, thought I'd have to eat my maltesers all on my own for a while there

Nice pig.

He's got a tail like a dog.

That pig is beautiful.

I desperately want a couple of kunes.

Oh bless.

I want a pig in a cumberband!

Gosh, can you imagine how people who didn't get through the first round feel, knowing that a pig got through

Simon looks nice in a shirt and tie

Enough of the street dancing groups!

Dance acts.

Gah, I could do that, easy innit.

Mad woodchopper.

Don't like the yellow cardis

Dance acts

Where are you all, these maltesers are going down at an alarming rate

Well the cardis might be crap but they're good.

They've got a pig on the panel afterall.

Some of these dance acts are all the same.

Except ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww at his neck

Glad I'm not the only one getting bored of all the 'street dance' groups.

Ooh Portia, you can't talk about Simon like that...

I meant Amanda

Ah, harsh but true. Read something somewhere this week about her shagging in some woods with only her cowboy boots on. Which conjured up horrible enough images, but then read that she did it HERE (The town where I live as opposed to the sofa I'm sitting on that is). Imagine if I'd stumbled upon that ...