EUROVISION!!

[differentID]

Well, it's that time of year again when we mock the vocal ability of our European cousins and their style, or lack of it!

Who else is joining?

I have chocolate, wine and Kettle chips!

Backing track sounds like 'I'll be watching you' Scary man singing though.

Sounds like Abba

Bonjovi. crossed with meatloaf.

Part 2

how thin are that man's legs??? And WHAT is that on this head???? That is NOT hair

LOL @ the moving floor

Right.

And when the magician went bad......

What is with that hair?

Are they the new Chicago?

DH said he looked like The guys from Blades of GLory

I think Denmark have tried to nick the backing track off Every Breath you Take - then sung badly over it.

oooh sliding floor.

They should create one where people can vote to dump them off the edge of the stage. Now THAT would be entertaining.

differentid- howcome us and france etc dont have to go through the semis, if you dont mind me asking

His hair looks like a wig made up from the cuttings off a barbers floor

Confused!!

ISn't this already a song?

....OK, he sounds slightly better when singing with her.........but don't forget Greece

and he looks like a young sting, every breath you take...there have been a few songs tonight that have sounded familiar!

Key change + wind machine simultaneously!

It's windy again

Very Abba inspired - I like it.

Someone has left that door open again!

Oh no Spain to re appear, boo

I would piss myself laughing if his hair blew off

Spain again?

Don't worry 'Yank' - have won the remote. He knows better to mess with me when Euro is on