EUROVISION!!

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Well, it's that time of year again when we mock the vocal ability of our European cousins and their style, or lack of it!

Who else is joining?

I have chocolate, wine and Kettle chips!

its all gone a bit pochahontas

sorry, meant 'gig'. Must be overdosing on houmous

Seriously? This song is about apricots?

More like melons

my dp has violent winds

Oh dear!

is somehting going to come out of the stone?

Hobbit dancers

Why are the Adams Family there?

Nick Knowles burnt his knob on the oven door when he was cooking an apple crumbe NAKED!!!!! As you do...

It would be a lot better if she were singing about peaches. or melons.

What's with the old guy sat, pretending to blow his inaudible whistle, whilst leering at her?

For those who haven't read or can't imagine how you would burn your knob , helpful story with pictures from the sun Nude baking

this is shit but her ample cleavage may get some
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Apricots?

Yes boobs, but fair enough, not bad ones.

I do like the pretend water carriers or whatever though.

They are liking their wind machine tonight

They're extensions surely?

The hair, not the boobies ( though you never know )

Jordan and the Giant Apricots - it's like a porn version of Roadl Dahl!

poppy tell us more! (knew I would te3mpt you here!)

Clearly the Armenian entry is being sponsored by Wonderbra!

thanks ladies, I had a bad day but can*t stop laughing now

oooooh the german entry, should be goooood

Alanis Morrisette

angsty goth girl

She's good!