EUROVISION!!

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Well, it's that time of year again when we mock the vocal ability of our European cousins and their style, or lack of it!

Who else is joining?

I have chocolate, wine and Kettle chips!

snap duvets!
terrible last note there!

Song 2

Dance routine 6

Attractiveness male/female - oh dear...erm

Costumes 10 shiny suit and clowns!

Novelty item(s) erm clowns?? 0

bonus points for complex facial hair. 0

Song - 5

Dance routine - 5

Attractiveness male/female - -4

Costumes - net skirt affair, 3

Novelty item(s) - not really any - 0

bonus points for complex hair. 10

NOrway don't want to win this year do they?

Coooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Song - 6

Dance routine - 7

Attractiveness male/female - 2/2

Costumes - 7

Novelty item(s) - 7

bonus points for complex facial hair. - 4 (extra bonus' for the handstand from DH)

I think I have a teenage crush

booooooooring

Bored already with this one, Azerb still winning

Ooh I like this one. Hello by the way! Just gatecrashing...

God he is out of tune tho!!!!!

Sounds like some scots bagpipe song.

awful song but he is fit!

Have norway realised how expensive it is to host so decided they don't want to win?

that song is pitched far too low for him! He's struggling.

Norway obviously don't want to have to host again next year. This guy is dreadful bleugh

it's giving me a headache already, this person can't sing, didn't anyone tell him?

He's a terrible singer.

I preferred Spain to Azerb though I think.

first obligatory key change goes to host ocuntry NORWAY!!!!

Hope they've all remembered their knickers - that floor's rather effective.

And -Nick- -Clegg- the Norwegian chap should steer clear of the low notes. Ouch.

Song - 1

Dance routine - 1

Attractiveness male/female - 10

Costumes - 1

Novelty item(s) - 0

bonus points for complex facial hair. - 0

they love it?? they are deaf!

They did not want to win again

DH thinks the next one looks promising....