EUROVISION!!

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Well, it's that time of year again when we mock the vocal ability of our European cousins and their style, or lack of it!

Who else is joining?

I have chocolate, wine and Kettle chips!

I do like that!!!!!

FPT, great scoreboard you have!

yes Graham Catchy

it catching - I mean catchy. Arse.

I don't know what this is....

go crazy viking lady!

Iceland have a club anthem??? wtf?????

trance!

i say let's vote for Iceland, they can try and pay for it next year!!

That dress is absolutely awful

will vote for iceland when they give us our money back!

Iceland - big lass... that's a lot of chiffion...

oh dear the dress...

Is that not the Irish singer in a different colour dress?

Mama Cass

(showing age)

this will get a lot of euro votes

You have to assume the volcano limited her shopping opportunities.

this doesnt seem naff enough for euro

Just becasue she's a big girl, doesn't mean you have to drown her in a fecking marquee!!! that dress is ugly.

Underwhelmed twice in a row, here, Time to go to the loo, I think.

is that Kerry Katona ?

menstrual red is a good look for her

My Mum had a dress like that in the 70s