I need an Eastenders 3 month update

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I am moving back from Australia in a couple of months time so need to get up to date.

Our last episode here is where the police came into the Vic and asked if they were at the Branning Table so I presume the next ep will be Bradley being in the frame for Archie's murder.

So I can start to tie what's coming up with what you guys can tell me I'd appreciate a run down of what you can remember.

I know Bradley falls of the Vic roof and dies.

Who slept with the stripper at Bianca's hen night with the chipped red polish? I presume it wasn't Bianca as Zanab thinks?

I know about the relationship with Christian and Syed coming out and that his wife leaves and is pregnant?

ANything else you can remember from the last 3 months is appreciated!

lucy slept with stripper and got pregnant and had an abortion that ian took her to tho tells jane she had a mc

stacey killed archie and bradley knew and was trying to protect her - all of ee apart from stacey and max think bradley did it

I never watch it but I think the synopsis could be:
Bullying, murder,incest,bestiality,and a lot of shouting.
Just about sums it up.

4/5 no beasitailty {sp) shagging animals (yet) lol

Bet there will be before the month is out.
Is there not a dog in it?

many dogs including those with 2 feet

Yes, it was Lucy in the bed - she slept with Leon and got pregnant. Jane persuaded her to keep the baby and let Jane and Ian raise it, but she changed her mind and (with Ian's help) had an abortion behind Jane's back, feigning miscarriage.

Bradley and Stacey decided to run off together, but on the night they ran away, the police came to arrest Bradley. A ridiculous chase ensued, ending up with him scaling a building and being chased across a roof, from which he fell and died. Stacey admitted to Max that night that it was her who killed Archie. She subsequently realsied that the dates didn't match up and that the baby wasn't Archies, but Ryans (who still doesnt know).

Um...whole long-winded drama with Syed and Christian. Amira left town having just found out that she was pregnant (Syed doesnt know).

Are you up to speed on the evil preacher, Lucas? He bumped off his ex wife and Denise's ex husband, and has turned into a complete David Koresh-style nutjobber.

Phil's daughter by Lisa, Lucy, came to the square looking for him and is now back in his care. Ben got intensely jealous and that, cpoupled with being bullied, turned him into a bit of a psycho - he has been bullying Louise badly, and has put Lucas's son Jordan in hospital.

Lisa is coming back to EE, apparently.

Ummmm...what else? There are those crap new teenage characters in it. carol and Billy are back in the square and Billy is going out with Whitney.

Roxy and Ronnie's brother is attempting to rip Roxy off and steal her money - his mum is on the scene and it's all some big plan of theirs.

If you are a longterm fan, grown-up Billy is played by the same actor as little Billy (I find this fascinating)

Lisa is coming back. Oh groan...

Ricky and Bianca did manage to get remarried.

Sayeed got married despite being in love with Christian, his mother knew and kept it secret, everything imploded, his wife left, pregnant, after telling Sayeed she wasnt pregnant after all (We assume she left for a good while as they played The Special Slowed Theme Tune Leaving Music) and there are all sorts of family dynamics flying around there.

Australia has moved on ...when i was there Kathy was still with Phil!

did leon die last night?

no he isnt

I used to be an avid enders fan and the night that Honey was in a car crash and numerous other miserable unbelievable nonsense happened I switched off and have unlinked my SKY+.....I turned on again the other day to find Ben looking mean....so turned off again...sorry but it's laughable.,

I hear that Owen is going to kill Ben!

Owen is buried under the tree

no, Owen buried his ex wife Trina under the tree

no, lucas buried owen under the tree planted in trinas memory

Haven't seen it for weeks, but it was Lucas who killed his ex wife Trina. Lucas then murdered his new wife's ex husband Owen and buried him under the tree. Think he also killed the dog and buried that along with him?

he chucked the dog in the canal!

My post above is enough to convince me there is no need to ever watch EE again

Ahh - the dog went the same way as Dirty Den? Perhaps it'll come back in a few years time, cause mayhem and end up copping it over the head with the Queen Vic statue?

{grin] Rindercella - the truth is stranger than fiction (in walford anyway) i did read somewhere that the dog might make a comeback!

oooooooooh yeah!! I got their names mixed up - I thought Jordans dad was called OWen - you're right. Owen is under the tree and he killed Trina too.

Cheers guys. Thanks. Sorry it has taken me so long to come back to this - been away.

I never knew Lucas killed the dog!

leavingonajetplane interestingly, his acting skills have remained consistently poor.