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Is anyone in Scotland watching The Scheme on BBC1 now?

46 replies

AgentProvocateur · 18/05/2010 23:05

Shock
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PrammyMammy · 18/05/2010 23:38

I missed it, everyone on FB is talking about it. I'm in Falkirk.
What went on?
Do you know if it gets repeted?

TheCrackFox · 18/05/2010 23:41
Joolyjoolyjoo · 18/05/2010 23:41

Ach, missed it!! Forgot it was on (and Dh was watching "Deadliest catch" Will it be repeated?

AgentProvocateur · 18/05/2010 23:45

It's following the lives of six families in a scheme in Kilmarnock.

I've worked in some rough places in Glasgow, but OMG.

You can probably catch it on iplayer. It's a series, so set the recorder for next week.
It takes dysfunctional to a new level.

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screamingskull · 18/05/2010 23:45

yeah watched it .

amazing/scary to see how some people live.

TheCrackFox · 18/05/2010 23:46

I live in Leith but really, OMG!

AgentProvocateur · 18/05/2010 23:51

I hope the 16-year old girl that dances makes something of her life, and gets out of there before it's too late.

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Macdog · 19/05/2010 16:34

The Scheme is on I-Player here

I live about 20 minutes away from Kilmarnock.

Loved the woman (Kay?) admitting to lying to Police to protect the ex-lodger

Love Bullet the dog, though

AgentProvocateur · 19/05/2010 17:32

Do you know that kay is only 37?!

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Macdog · 19/05/2010 17:50

Was totally by that - I'm THE SAME AGE!

AgentProvocateur · 19/05/2010 19:05

Macdog, are you sure that you're not her, here undercover?

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yama · 19/05/2010 19:10

I loved Bullet's raised eyebrow at the sickening sight of Marvin and his girlfriend snogging.

Every town has folk like that. They showed the worst three or four families. Not really a balanced picture of Kilmarnock (I hope).

TheCrackFox · 19/05/2010 19:20

Apparently she is 37. I could have sworn she was 50+. There is something about her, that I can't quite put my finger on, that I find deeply unpleasant.

thatsnotmymonkey · 19/05/2010 19:58

I grew up not a million miles away from there, in a very similar "scheme", it is rough as guts there, and no while it is not a fully balanced portrayal- it doesn't show the terrified pensioners- it is not sensationalised in my view.

Macdog · 19/05/2010 20:10

Damn you AgentProvocateur, you've blown my cover

thatsnotmymonkey · 19/05/2010 20:18

it is rough what drink, drugs and fags can do to the complexion

Macdog · 19/05/2010 20:20

stubs fag out and keeks through the blinds to see if anyone else has clocked her

BulletFaeTheScheme · 19/05/2010 21:19

I've legged it fae Marvin's house, don't tell him I'm here or I'll dae a wee poo-poo on the flair

SlummyMummyAndProud · 20/05/2010 11:01

Everyone in my office was talking about this. I couldn't move for laughing at this programme.

I come from probably one of the worst areas of Glasgow but this programme really opened my eyes!

Apparently Marvin and his GF were strutting round Kilmarnock town centre on Tuesday like they were film stars!

yama · 20/05/2010 11:04

Thatsnotmymonkey - I wish they would show the terrified pensioners.

Hearing that Marvin and his gf have been strutting round like film stars really pisses me off.

thatsnotmymonkey · 20/05/2010 15:53

Oh, it is a shame indeed. Marvin and his GF and Kay with her waifs and strays...it is all so complex and chaotic. Where to begin?

I was particularly depressed to see Kay feeding off others woe at the neglect of her own daughters.

AgentProvocateur · 20/05/2010 18:11

Yeah, Kay depressed me too, and the voiceover that talked about her "helping" them. I feel really sorry for her youngest daughter.

BTW, do you know what age Marvin is?

29! I'd have put him in his late 40s.

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thatsnotmymonkey · 20/05/2010 18:29

Holy shit! he looks awful!

yama · 20/05/2010 18:44

Agent - how do you know these things?

TheCrackFox · 20/05/2010 18:46

"Apparently Marvin and his GF were strutting round Kilmarnock town centre on Tuesday like they were film stars!"

I am stunned they are still together. Loves young dream, eh?

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