i am in love with monty halls

[SlartyBartFast]

and the outer hebrides, and his dog, and his piglets

He is my dream man living my dream life.
His last series was good too.

I think you'll find I claimed him last week.

I am now snuggled up in the croft bed (hand built by the fair Monty) my loom is in the corner for weaving the seaweed tomorrow, The delicious monty has fed the pigs and is cooking me somethnig delicious he slaughtered earlier and the dog is warming my feet.

so find your own lovely wild man.

we can take turns, i bet he is man enough for 2

AHHH I claimed him when he was handbuilding his bothy in the last series so there!!!

he needs a change

I claim monday, thursday and saturday.

i'd love to go to the outer hebrides as well. especially if monty is there
but it does look beautiful

i see the army has a base on st kilda now.
with modern transport could people not live there now?

mwah.. his great big dog scared the hell out of my little girl when he was filming in Applecross .. plus the beach got annoyingly busy last summer [still holding a grudge emoticon]

why?

He did kind of apologise, so I should let him off really.

oh, that you saw him in the flesh, oricella.

oh thanks superssal

Slarty - I was too busy calming DD down to take much notice of him tbh... but yes, I did see him 'in the flesh', but was obviously unaware he was about to be new mumsnet idol