Britain's Got Talent

[MiladyDeWinter]

Anyone else watching?

I cry at small children

Good timing, this starting on a night when DH is away.

The dancer girls looked like a group of strippers.

Loved Kevin Cruise!

The first few are always excruciating aren't they?

your not alone pixie it irritates the crap out of me too.

although am very hormonal right now so will cry when any small child sings.

Dancers were all gurning into the camera like porn actresses. Yuk.

Totally bland.

Piers is such an arse. He couldn't think of anything contrary to say so just said he didn't move around enough. Twit.

oh i can totally see louie putting through any old rubbish just to piss simon off.

Yay Louis!

The Cruise guy was shit.

have just seen Kevin cruise.

please tell me it improves?

I suspect the teacher was offered very early retirment.

Why did Amanda say 'wow' at the guy being 71? Wow that he's still alive?

Poor Amanda. She sees more arses than a proctologists

this is the first time I have watched a show like this from the start...we usually hate them and avoid them at all costs, but since moving to the UK last year we got sucked in by BGT.

Louis is getting carried away with the buzzer

poetry reading?

Ohoh, here we go.

Annoying child alert!

pmsl @ jeggings from primark!!

I must have a heart of stone these kids leave me unmoved, other than a desire to vomit.

10 year old girl going to spend her £100k prize in Primark? She'll be there for years!

I hope she can sin, I hate sein little kids get slated.