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Why is 'Fatboy' ruining Eastenders?

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tethersend · 15/04/2010 19:51

What the fucking fuck is going on?

It's like when they brought in a new character on the Itchy and Scratchy show on The Simpsons. But worse.

Are they trying to court the Yoof?

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APassionateWoman · 15/04/2010 19:55

lol!

They're having a crack at showing a modern East End boy (after all, the cheeky chirpy cockney sparra aka Billy Mitchell died out when the Krays ruled the roost and Babs Windsor used to get her baps out on a regular basis).

They are failing miserably, though. I cringed when he started sleazing over Libby. All these secondary characters from that shitty spin off are absolutely dire.

WorzselMummage · 15/04/2010 19:57

Its awful at the moment isn't it!

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tethersend · 15/04/2010 19:58

They are so obviously middle class drama school kids trying to do 'street'

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APassionateWoman · 15/04/2010 20:00

Oh God I can't take all this Brokeback Mountain rip-off stuff with Christian and Syed! Can't they just get it on or not. It's been going on forever.

WorzselMummage · 15/04/2010 20:01

Zsa Zsa's hair is another thing. It looks like she's got bits of blue sting stuck in it.

CarrieDaBabi · 15/04/2010 20:40

i think hes funny.

what is this spin off show your "chatting" about

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tethersend · 15/04/2010 20:47

Surely you're chatting breeze, Carrie?

You're deep, bruv.

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CarrieDaBabi · 15/04/2010 20:50

your sick.

wass this spin off your jawing on about?

APassionateWoman · 15/04/2010 20:50

innit, blud!

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tethersend · 15/04/2010 20:53

Allow it

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CarrieDaBabi · 15/04/2010 20:56

har har, i thought you where kidding.

respect though blud

APassionateWoman · 15/04/2010 20:57

PMSL!

Fatboy needs to go, yuh get me!

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tethersend · 15/04/2010 21:10

True say.

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MsDav · 15/04/2010 22:59

Stop it now! He really is awful

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tethersend · 16/04/2010 20:19

Is he one of the main characters now?

Shit.

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pinksmarties · 16/04/2010 22:25

PMSL

geraldinetheluckygoat · 16/04/2010 22:29

hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa he is really horrific, but loving your street talk, innit. esp. "Allow it" hahahaa!

Molesworth · 16/04/2010 22:32

ALLOW the way fatboy uses so much street slang, there's none left over for his mates

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tethersend · 16/04/2010 23:14

I bet the actor who plays him talks like prince William off set.

I lie?

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geraldinetheluckygoat · 16/04/2010 23:22

tethersend, you have a great knowledge of Fatboy speak....are you an eastenders script writer....or an eastend yoof?

EvilTwins · 16/04/2010 23:23

Fatboy is NANG man. Know what I mean?

Actually, he kind of reminds me of the kids I used to teach in Highbury, before I moved up Norf.

You get me?

Zsa Zsa and Leon are so totally upper midddle class though. It's not even funny man.

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tethersend · 16/04/2010 23:26

I am an eastend yoof (32) who also teaches in her spare time.

Y'know, when I'm not on road jacking peoples' phones

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geraldinetheluckygoat · 16/04/2010 23:32

ahhhh! I get you (I am crap, is that what I sould say? )

Jaquelinehyde · 16/04/2010 23:33

Sup bluds, waz all the buzzin bout?

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tethersend · 16/04/2010 23:35

You're a G, geraldine

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