Paul Weller has a paunch!

[LovelyDear]

not to mention a hideous jumper

He is a bit of a nob, is he not?

Did the whole ditching long-term partner for someone 30 odd years younger blah blah

he tries a bit too hard all the time doesn't he

we all have a paunch though, what did he do bernard, i'm just judging on his looks

but he never never had a paunch. he was always super skinny and a bit sexy for it, and now he still dresses like a silver fox mod but in profile he's got a gut. hah!

Think he buggered off with someone who'd just sat their GCSEs (or something like that)

his backing singer. He's a god, what do you expect?!! I think he is still pretty sexy though, in an arrogant way.

Yeah great musician but a nob. Now going on about finding love of life 'at last' etc. Even if, in his mid-life-crisis delusion he actually believes that, it's just stonkingly mean and unnecessary as regards ex and children..

hasnt he got 4 kids to 3 different mothers? he just left them to go straight to the next one. Im sure this woman strokes his ego and makes himself feel younger, even though he looks a twat. I have a mate who only likes musicians and they are always way too old. I think it looks sad.

his hair is tragic

My friend slept with him when we were in uni - she said he was very passive in the sack.

I saw him on TV last night and 3 words sprung to mind .....Mid Life Crisis (then it dawned on me that it probably started 10+ years ago as he's 50something isn't he?)

...the hair, the girlfriend young enough to be his daughter etc

the bad hair has been on the go for the past 15 years at least.

he should have been forcibly retired at 30

..or just before Style Council bleugh

Saw him on tour recently for the squillionth time and had to text my mate who wasn't there (but who's loved Paul for years) that he had moobs showing with his 'v-neck jumper with no shirt under' look. She wasn't impressed.

moobs! poor paul that really is the end of his days as a modish young thing

mamibabi, I imagine he would be very arrogant in the sack and would let all the women do the work. Its always crap to hear that your gods arent up to much in the sack!! thats why you should never sleep with them and just clear off home after the gig!

I dont think he is much more that 50 tbh, 51 maybe. He is still great live though. I hate it when they run off with young girls. Did you see those tragic photos of them in Amsterdam, him flat out on the floor in the middle of the street? yikes. They go with the young ones because they arent jaded yet.