If ITNG morphed into celebs - which would they be?

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DP and I debated this tonight. I strongly feel the Pinky Ponk would become Heston Blumenthal and the Pontipines would be the Waltons, with perhaps a Harhoo becoming Lenny Henry or Eddie Izzard. The NinkyNonk could potentially be Lee Evans but I'm not sure.....and as for Makka Pakka - I'm stumped.

(Yes I have no life)

LOL IMO

Have you been taking illegal substances

I was glad to see the wattingers tonight, they keep a very low profile.

Hmm- Makka Pakka- Bjork, possibly?

Upsydaisy= Katie Price

IgglePiggle- maybe Ant or Dec?

DP is SURE that Igglepiggle is based on David Cameron.

UpsyDaisy is definately Holly

Igglepiggle = Tony Blair

MakkaPakka = Anthea Turner in her 'look how I keep house, here's how you should do it' prog on BBC3 (about 3 yrs ago )

Upsydaisy = Fern Britton (no idea why. It just fits in my head)

Pontipines = Poor family on "Secret Millionaire"

Wattingers = chav family that you know will be on Jeremy Kyle if you watch it for long enough

OMG UpsyDaisy totally works as Fern Britton! How could I have not thought of her!

No Fern is too bony. UP is round, like Holly. Tomboliboos are Rod Jane and Freddie?.

I like the idea of Rod Jane and Freddie, plus Ant or Dec (on balance probably Ant) as Igglepiggle.

Agree Wattingers are totally chav and the poor man's version of the Pontipines. I often think Mr & MRs P rent one half of their house out to Ws at a rock bottom price as a favour to keep a roof over their kids'heads, poor mites.

And I am sober and should probably go to sleep soon!

I'm thinking old proper Fern

Wattingers have mattreses and old TVs in their garden I imagine.

And a burt out ford fiesta

Makka Pakka - Alan Carr

Iggle Piggle - Paul O'Grady

Upsay Daisy - Pixie Lott

Tombliboos - McFLy

Wattingers - The chavvy family that live behind us (there are millions of them)

Haa Hoos - Girls Aloud (full of air and not much use for anything)

Pinky ponk - the local dial a bus that takes the grannies shopping

Makka Pakka - Kim Woodburn

Iggle Piggle - Elvis

Upsy Daisy - Paris Hilton

Tombliboos - Rod, Jane and Freddy.

Oh, and Wattingers = Shameless.

Oh outnumbered yes, Tombliboos are McFly!!

Iggle Piggle is Wayne Rooney in this house.