Please, please put Channel 4+1 on right now.
It's just started and there's a guy on it who's lost loads of weight so has gone to see Dr Christian because he has rather a lot of overhanging tummy skin which hides his penis. Which is reasonably funny in itself, but due to a rather dodgy tummy tuck he now looks like he's got buttocks on his tummy. Hilarious.
I have no sympathy for anyone who goes on this show.
If that's not enough to attract you, Dr Christian is going to measure the willies of an entire rugby team.