Andrew Lloyd Webber has just scared the living daylights out of me

[gettingout]

with that awful smug ugly smile.

Was no one at the beeb brave enough to tell him not to make that face?

He is one fugly repulsface. He also (perhaps obviously) appears to be very uncomfortable in his own body. Moves awkwardly, shifts around a lot and generally seems to be embarrassed to be in his own company. Strange, strange person. Can't bear his dreadful music either.

Agree mrsc but I'm so much more comfortable with the idea that he's in his own body rather than mine.

I developed a strange crush on him during his last reality series. But when I confessed that on here people reacted with extreme repulsion.

erm, TheFirst - have you considered therapy?? They can cure all kinds of conditions these days..

He does have a rather toad like quality, keep expecting him to flick his tongue out to catch a fly. However that's not his fault. But he is responsible for the music he's inflicted on us, I can't forgive him for that.

A crush FirstLady? That is worrying, are you better now?

PMSL - surely I'm not the only person in the world who finds him strangely attractive? And I do mean strangely.

He keeps flicking his tongue in and out really fast like a snake or a toad catching a fly

Firstlady - admitting you have a problem is the first step to dealing with it, but I think if you try to join a support group, you may be out of luck.

I have also heard that he is very large in the trouser dept

so perhaps that is the part of him that appeals to you

RTA do you mean he has a large arse?

I too have hear that rumour RT. His wives have had no complaints in that department apparently.

The idea of ALW's trouser department has made me feel quite ill.

The 'large' cock thing was said by Sarah Brightman, his ex, who funnily enough sings his terrible songs and appears in his awful shows. Vested interest by her to keep on the right side of him methinks.