One Born Every Minute Take 2

[McDreamy]

Over here!

I'll tell you when you're having a contraction - er I think she'll fucking know you twat!

let me demonstrate a contraction ON YOUR BALLS you wanker

He's so fucking funny. NOT..

"I'll tell you when you're having a contraction, in case you don't know"

twunt

I want to kick Darren in the balls over and over

"I'll tell you when you're having a contraction" Twat.

I'll tell you when you're having a contraction!!!! WTF

Darren qualified midwife ?? GO HOME

darren one born every minute channel 4 = ARSE

I'd have threatened to lay HIM out. Someone should stick his diploma up his arse. And no one has dealt with her feeling that she 'failed' last time and that there's something wrong with her! (There is, she's married to it...)

Christ alive!

How about you have a hot needle inserted into your cock every 3 minutes and then waggled about for 90 seconds at a time for 12 fucking hours and then talk to your wife about pain threshold, you arse

She looks like she's beginning to see the light with him! Wonder how long they'll last?

Go on Sarah - that sounded like a good pushing pain to me.

Horrible man. Dh and I sat here with mouths open in shock at what he said.

He looks so unimpressed uninterested - you shit she's having your baby!

I think the midwife is concerned she is stil in the latent phase expat - it's maybe early day.

This is by far the shittest bit of labour I think - getting to the active swinging phase. It takes so freaking loooooong.

I'd love to test his pain threshold.

Oh, Lisa's baby is gorgeous!

What a wonderful Management style (level 5 no less). "If you hadn't laid around for two hours you probably would be further on", "What about me" He'd better buck up.

Oh baby Jack

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Darren, for example, is a twatting twat!!

Poor Lisa's baby. Does he have a name?

Awwwwwww

Awwwww baby Jack is such a cutie!

Jack