Fern Britton shame on you...

[NotAnOtter]

on this week - calling Gordon Brown 'metrosexual' for crying

wtf does that actually mean?

Does "metrosexual" mean "human"?

Or does it mean he gets turned on by that free newspaper you can pick up at tube stations? Or that shopping centre in Newcastle? Or maybe the Paris underground?

certainly not a compliment

shows he is human imo

I suspect GB held an onion to his face before the shoot.

he was crying about his dead child, redbin. a low blow to say he'd have to invent those tears. fern's really attention-seeking at the moment, shitting it since her tv quiz got canned.

Missed that, I have it on but was mn-ing concentrating on something important!

I think Fern needs a holiday. I heard her saying something silly the other day but I forget it was too banal to remember.

agree Aitch - i thought to myself 'stooping' smacks of desperation imo

Aitch, whilst I didn't hear the convo I would tend to agree with your sympathies there.

He was devastated when that child died, Jennifer I think her name was.

Otter - same....

at silly Fern.

I've had a couple of drinks. Shit going on and its my birthday tomorrow. Well, today and its ruined already.
Its too sensitive to post about.

Sorry for threadjack.

oh balls, i am sorry. can i squeak a 'happy birthday' at you?

monty hope your day turns out ok ....happy birthday x

Aw thanks Aitch

Can I have an un-mn hug too?

Thanks Nicks.

Doh, sorry. Wish I could tell you now what it is but I don't want to start a thread about it and also, I should be in bed.

Thanks again.

i will indulge you with a ...

i can stay up a bit if you wanna talk,if not then i will listen anytime and maybe things arent as bad as you think .

isn't metrosexual a straight man that shows his feelings? Also a man that looks after his appearance, gay traits in a straight man. Didn't think it was an insulting term

Thanks Aitch. Ouch! Oh that was nice.

Oh its too complicated. Have 2 dcs (beautiful dcs that I adore, as we all do) have a dp since they were young.

Anyway its such a looooong story. Now that ds is a teenager now and he's hard work and dp and he don't have the relationship they had. Ds is a wee bit of a nightmare but aren't most of them at that age. So... ds was mugged today and dp behaved like a complete prick and didn't believe him..... I'm . I want to finish with him forever!

Sorry you asked?

so Metro means having 'feelings'??..fucksake!..metro means wearing pink shirts,man-bag and moisturiser

Sorry mum, I don't mean to threadjack. oh dear.

And agree with you there.

OK shall I start a thread, but I don't want a whole load of stuff from the 'leave him right now' brigade. Probably should just go to bed.

nooooo not at all we have similar shit but in a different way.

Is your ds ok? not hurt?.

Fingers crossed tomorrow turns out a good 'un.

Nicks, he's ok thank you. He was a bit shaken. A lesson in life. Sad though. DP said he was doing it for attention because its my birthday.

FFS [angy]

They pulled a knife on ds. they only took his mp3. And let him keep his skateboard.

yeah i can see why hed get mugged for attention.

Arent men twats sometimes?

A knife?? poor poor ds.

oh dear, that's rubbish for you, glad ds is okay. could dp have been attention seeking cos it's your birthday?

i think teenage is such a tricky time, lots of adults in the house, not all the adults behaving like adults. one of the best things my mum did to my teenage self was send me off to look at her friend's photo albums. seeing my mum as a human being was a revelation.