American idol tonight!

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I love it! Looking forwards to the celeb judges. i think Victoria Beckham is on?

Victoria Beckham looks horrific...seriously underweight.

Have only just found it - didn't realise it started tonight! Have I missed much?

Have only just found it - didn't realise it started tonight! Have I missed much?

Do you think VB practises sitting like that in front of a mirror?

You just know that she's doing that hip sticky-outy thing even though she's SITTING DOWN!!

Posh looks vile, too tanned, bad makeup and horrible hair. Not to mention being so obviously underweight. She's like a 9 year old boy with fake boobs.

But Simon is lurvly!

What is the orange skin and black eye shaddow about?

Yeay! Thanks OP.

Blimey, VB looks like death warmed up. Jeepers.

I'm also enjoying how all she talks about is their jeans rather than their, erm, voices.

lol midnight, that's what i thought yesterday. haven't you got anything to say about the singing, dear?

thank goodness she's only a guest this week!

(pssst, what has randy done? he looked all perfumed and bling. v odd.)

Oh a bit mean to laugh at the waitress.

the clark kent guy v odd. can't make up my mind if he was just v nervous and stressed (maybe even a bit asd) or genuinely just a tw*t. i think they were a bit harsh though...

Watching Cowell resist the temptation to throw her out of the window after yet another inane comment on how 'nice' someone looked was great entertainment :D

I bet VB was there just because Simon Fuller (Spice Girls' manager) produces AI. She brought nothing to the show but her pout. The actual programme was the same old same old wasn't it? Glad they stuck with the "first" auditions being with just the judges though, unlike x factor's audience at the initial auditions.

She was pretty pants, I don't know what she was doing there. She didn't have anything to say that any of the other judges hadn't said already (just rehashed the same words) and looked pretty wooden throughout.

Heard that this is Simon's last season on AI. Apparently he's leaving to start an X-Factor US version next year. And that he's already in talks with Paula to sign her on.