So now my mother's got me watching Eastenders. Can someone tell me...

[squeaver]

Was geeky bloke with his girlfriend when he impregnated Hev?

How old is she supposed to be? Mum and I are putting her anywhere between 25 and 40.

How HOT is the boy on boy action?? I might keep watching when I get home.....

No cos Archie's going to be murdered on the live show soon isn't he?

Oh, I didn't realise there was going to be a live show! I wonder if he's murdered by Janine and Ryan?

Think it was on the front of TV Quick or something

See, Darren is 18.

Told you so.

you were right

i was wrong