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jeremy kyle wtf?????

24 replies

sausagesupper · 18/09/2009 09:32

WTF???????
These 2 on here found out they could be half brother and sister and have been having sex and could be pregnant, but they're carrying on till they get dna test.
WTF???????????

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pippel · 18/09/2009 09:37

could they not give it a rest for a couple of weeks?!

sausagesupper · 18/09/2009 09:40

EXactly, jeremy wasn't too impressed that they couldn't stop for a bit till they f0ound out. Apparently they want to get married and she could be pregnant but if dna says they're related she's gettinug an abortion and never seeing him again. What the hell is this about???????

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tiredemma · 18/09/2009 09:48

What a classic line from smug twat JK

" If you are watching this, there is every chance that you could be sleeping with someone that you are related too"

Brilliant.

LadyGlencoraPalliser · 18/09/2009 09:52

What is he trying to imply about his audience?

tiredemma · 18/09/2009 09:53

that they are all interbred.

RealityIsNOTDetoxing · 18/09/2009 09:57

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tiredemma · 18/09/2009 10:00

cuntrag is a brilliant word to describe JK. Very apt.

TwoIfBySea · 18/09/2009 11:04

Aren't they all kissing cousins on that show anyway? For some reason they have this channel on in my dentist, when I was getting work done I spent far too long watching it while waiting for pain. Is there a rule that the women have to wear strappy tops no matter how beefy the arms?

VinegarTits · 18/09/2009 11:09

JK = knobend cheese

squashedfrogs · 18/09/2009 13:58

[whispers] Despite the fact that Jeremy Kyle makes me shout at the tv, I'm still watching and couldn't understand what the outcome of the DNA test between the possible half brother and sister. Is there anyone who won't be too ashamed to admit watching it to tell me? Was it that they aren't related?

Thanks

masonicpixiesreadthedailymail · 18/09/2009 13:59

they need to draw a line in the sand...

evaangel2 · 18/09/2009 14:02

lol @cuntrag

tethersend · 18/09/2009 14:06

I think JK is using all the DNA from the tests to grow new guests in a lab at the back of the studio.

pippel · 18/09/2009 14:34

were they brother and sister in the end?

evaangel2 · 18/09/2009 14:37

no pippel

pippel · 18/09/2009 15:26

dont know why I care I didnt even watch it

Wigglesworth · 18/09/2009 15:46

Jeremy Kyle-Grade A, Five star cuntrag complete with lashings of gusset butter!

LynetteScavo · 18/09/2009 15:50

Well there's no chance the person I'm sleeping with is related to me...except though marriage.

Does HK ever listen to what comes out of his mouth?

evaangel2 · 19/09/2009 01:26

I used to think he was ok but he always comes out with the same shit!!!

The one liner he comes out with"or am I missing the point" really irritates me...yeh bet his life is really squeaky fuckin clean

vixma · 19/09/2009 01:38

Agnst it is agnst! LOL

PortAndLemon · 19/09/2009 01:40

Well, you're sort of related to everyone else, if you go far enough back. But I doubt that was what he meant...

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masonicpixiesreadthedailymail · 19/09/2009 09:49

I remember him off local radio (where he met his stunt bride current wife) years ago. He did a phone in (Jezza's confessions). He was v smug and sanctimonious then. Do remember him talking about his gambling probs. And his driving through the night to see his daughter. He could have been the founder of fathers for justice the way he used to go

Tho did used to go on about lesbians quite a lot (in a phwoarrrr sort of way)

mummyme2 · 20/09/2009 08:45

it did work out that they werent related and that her mother was just bitter cus her dad moved in with his mother (if that makes sense) hate the show but find my self watching it
makes me feel my life is normal compared to the people on the show

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