Am I the only person in the world (certainly the small part of the world I live in) that would be pleased to find Adrian Child's slippers under the bed? I can't wait for him to get back, I'm not interested in the silly bint that presents with him, only him and him alone. Only four more programmes. Even my girl recognises the theme tune.
Actually, thinking about it, they have a great many attractive male hosts. Hardeep Singh Koli, George Macgavin, Phil Tufnell, John Sargant, Mike Dilger.................to name (and probably mispell) a few.