Paul Morley, for example, is a twat.

[Molesworth]

Did anyone else watch that How To Be A Composer prog on BBC4?

I love this sort of programme normally but he was just awful - how can someone who purports to be a music critic be so utterly clueless about music?

One of the most cringeworthy things I've seen for ages

We saw this and just ended up swearing at the telly.

What an arrogant nothing, who has had waaaaay too much influence on music and musicians over the years.

The very idea that he could come up with something in the same way as Mozart or Miles Davis had us exploding with incredulity.

Can you tell we didn't think much of this prog?

Phew, thanks saddest; I was beginning to think it had all been a terrible dream