Bernard in Come Dine with Me...

[mermaidgirl]

...isn't he horrendous!!!??? The absolute worst type of dinner guest you can possible imagine!

Oh god yes,he is vile and his ego is huge-really can't believe he had outbursts for 2 of the evenings-he's like a petulant child.I wish one of the contestants to throw him out of their house's but that won't happen sadly.

hahahahaha i'm so glad they are showing these episodes again!! DP and I were in hysterics the first time we saw them and that Bernard is just SOOOOO shocking!!!

Bernard would be told to 'Fuck off you big ole queen' if he came to my house - what a cock and his cooking is bleugh!

Bugger DD is watching Beebies. Is it Ch4 or More 4? Might see if I can distract her with ice lolly

Channel 4 i think. If you're on Virgin you can find it via On Demand.

I am glad they are repeating these ones too, if I remember correctly, tonights one with Dawn cooking is hysterical.

Roll on 5.30pm!

Is anyone getting into Coach Trip too,which is equally toe curlingly awful to watch?

I quite like Coach Trip, poshwellies, although it's not half as good as CDWM - YET!! ;)

he is mad
i love it, have seen it before though.

is that the one tonight where the girl gets drunk and falls asleep?

Yup, that's the one!

Hello, btw!!

Oh i'm so glad that it IS a repeat. I thought i was going mad!

Coach trip also good fair while cooking dinner. are the two young lads going do we think - the one's from the beginning?

And how could that hag of a woman not think it inappropriate to grab that lads balls??

She must of been drinking allday ha

I think I am becoming addicted to coach trip

And I do love come dine with me

hello rg! was very funny missed that one before, she must have been drinking all day agree, she could hardly stand up.

she didn't look too drunk though. very very odd episode .

mate just rang to ask me if she is an alcoholic ( dawn)

OMG!!!

Did not see this the first time round - but these episodes are just

Dawn is very odd - I cannot believe she fucked off to bed at her own dinner party!

Val is also a bit and bernard is just rude.

get me

lordy

oh yes
she obv had a BIG problem,

I thought she possibly had alcohol problems when I saw this before...also thought she looked oddly familiar, which is now explained by her previous appearances on TV

As an aside, I love CDWM....do you think we could do a mumsnet version?

........Or mix mnetters with netmums and watch the sparks fly? could be onto an idea for a new prog there I think!

oh bernard was a hoot. His disgusting marinade of every sort of squeezy gloop, his ramekin servin gof macaroni cheee with jerk chicken and rice, his sleazy bedroom and bar in the back yard. He was a HOOT

Was it the one with all the pineapples? That was hilarious!

yes, his hard tasteless poached pear served in a scooped out pineapple. mmmmmm