Stenders...can anyone fill me in?

[Maninadirndl]

right then,

I'm an expat who left Britain when John Major was in power. Sez a lot.

I don't even watch the soaps much but I admit I like to hear wotz goin on.

I have no chance to catch up with any soaps but like to be abreast of sthings. Can anyone tell me whats Nick Cotton doin' back in The Square?

oh I thought Stenders were going to be something to do with underwear. sorry

He's come to kill Dot to get her life insurance money. He has a young girl with him that he is passing off as is daughter, she isn't though, they are working together to bump Dot off

fruittshoots don't leave. As a bloke underwear is not uninteresting......

Little Boy blue Come Blow ur horn...mustve suzng that many times...

No! Wotabastard! But shal I say wotabastard to the scriptwriters to make take an interest in this shitty soapa again?

I don't watch it too much shouting and I have enough real life shouting thanks!

Am thinking of applying to Dragons den with my 'Stenders' idea though. They would be like suspenders but for ankle socks. Whaddya think?

Ah I get it. Young woman you must be an hour aheadof me timewise and more pissed than me!

stenders and Spenders. All sound wondefuly kinky to me.