Why the feck does Amanda Holden insist on.....

[Jaquelinehyde]

Clapping like a fucking seal?

I don't know. To my knowledge nobody's chucked her a fish yet. Maybe that's the solution.

she is a muppet

Seriously I'm enjoying a spectacular performance by some unknown, and what happens, cut to Amanda 'frozenface' Holden clapping like a seal. It just ruins it.

Next week she might balance on a ball.

Shes a fuckwit, although I hate the entire prog

This is her stock expression.

cannot abide the Holden

pointydog and mosschops - totally agree

I think she's alright, but her lips are a bit odd...still, anyone who married Les Dennis must be due some sympathy!

les dennis gets all teh sympathy in my book

He did send himself up wonderfully in Extras

She was much more likeable before BGT. Does anyone remember her in The Grimley's? She was actually pretty funny in that.

I love her, she's very funny

Now Piers 'down with the kids' Morgan, there's a waste of skin.

funny? I have never noticed her being funny or even trying

cannot stick that piers neither

Crikey, Piers Morgan.

He's like a slinky, fricking useless but you can't help wanting to drop it down the stairs anyway.

what does that mean, sim? Does that mean he is mildly entertaining?

I would even dispute that

He wrote some cracking diaries though...

He said something like 'I'm feeling ya bro' (or some other wanky rubbish) to somebody last week and dh had to hold me back from putting a boot through the tv.

And I'm slowly beginning to despise myself because I find myself liking Simon Cowell more and more.

He would be mildly entertaining if you threw him down some stairs, just like a slinky.

Show of hands you are right - the whole thing is a PR exercise for Simon Cowell. He hired the 2 most annoying arses in the UK with that sole intention I'm sure.

lol sim

Yes and we're so narked at the other two that nobody's challenging Simon on why his hair is getting so square that he could double for Kryten. That's it, isn't it? It's a bloody conspiracy.

Right, I'm boycotting mediocre Saturday night talent contests.

I love Simon Cowell.

Why does she always flash her armpits too, with her hands behind her head? I admire her confidence though, I'd be too concerned about stubble and sweat patches!