Damian Lewis is hosting HIGNFY right now

[LlamaFarmerKarmaHarmer]

Is he gay?

I know he's proper posh so I'd have no change with me flat vowels. Unless he fancies a bit of rough, like.

Oh come on. It's Friday, it's DH's book club night and the world may end soon: I'm allowed...

Yum yum.

mmmmmm

And

it has the marvellous Chris Addison and my heroine Janet S-P.

Result!

change?

Fuckwit llamafarmer.

ooh i like the curly haired comedian chap (what's his name) he's funny

Chris Addison

Very funny so far: lots of porkology jokes

Oh, yes SEA.
I was just thinking "never mind Damian, Chris Addison is on!"

Bloody lovely him, though I feel his hair is a litttel long atm.

Ah, yes LLama, hadn't read your post.

He is rather nice imo.

sorry farmerllama

Chris A a bit self-conscious I feel but Damien oh yes very sexy every time - anyone see him in the forsyte saga remake? thats when i fell in love

God, there's nothing quite as sexy as a gorgeous bloke who is funny.

OK... Who is able to deliver a funny writer's line with excellent timing.

did anyone catch the second biscuit shouted out by the audience? something about a Twix...

i quite fancy paul merton still

chris has a very hairy chest doesn't he!

He is quite hot! I was just thinking about the Forsyte Saga where he was a complete bastard.

No not gay, but married.

if he was single bet you'd be in with a chance

Oliver Twix.

I adore Damian Lewis. He's no 1 on my list.

Oh he's just beautiful.

(straight, has at least one child with wife/partner Helen McCrory)

NB, I am not stalking him

He's beautiful. Did I say that?

I've seen him at The Lock Tavern in Camden, if anyone fancies popping up there and having a go!

He plays football in a park where BIL used to live. BIL phoned me up on occasion and described his legs for me.

What side?

Ooh - he was good too. So awful when they have guest hosts who aren't Alexander Armstrong and they're embarrassingly crap (yes, we mean you, Gordon Ramsay!)

Can your BIL describe his legs for me please?

Hello Mrs Lewis/McCrory.

Sorry.

Your own fault for shacking up with someone drop dead. Don't worry, we're all fat and desperate and provincial and wear Crocs.

He is lovely. Got very excited because our town was mentioned (albeit in ridiculous provincial news item).

Our children would be extremely ginger though.