HELLS KITCHEN tonight 9pm

[jenk1]

HES BAAAAACK

Marco that is Swoon!!!!

here

what is going on with lindas face..scary

yes she looks a bit plastic doesnt she,and danielle bux,-is her only claim to fame being linekers girlfriend??????

Can't wait - some real escapism tv

Oh, isn't he delish! In a kinda baaaad boy way.

Hmmmmmm!

Holy crap Grant Bovey has just referred to himself in the third person. Amazing. Hope Marco gives him a bollock-squeeze.

Grant Bovey = YAK

the guy loves himself so much he,d eat himself if he could.

Apparently he rather likes Grant and Anthena!

who is danielle thing?

Girlfriend of Gary Lineker, so I'm told! Who is Jodie?

oh i'd forgotten her already.

Jody is an actor, was in Shameless and The Fixer last year.

Is it OK to absolutely hate Grant with a passion already?

yes thats fine maureenmlove,i cannot stand the man,hes so smug and self righteous.

now marco on the other hand, hmmm........................

What has happened to Claudia she used to be a hottie

Hmmmmmm!

Lynda has seen too many surgeons in the last few years, me thinks!

Claudia looks odd, like her eyes are really puffy and she's slapped on loads of make up to compensate.

She looks a bit too thin too.

God, I could listen to Marco all night!

Glad Claudia has finally ditched the frosted corpse lips, didn't do her any favours....

And I thought she looked odd too, not like she usually does.

What on earth is wrong with Claudia's eyes?!

Claudia! You look like a toothpick in a red tutu! And I really like her, but god she looks so thin and ill! I'm quite shocked and how skeletal she looks.

bring back the eyeliner claudia

and yes she's way too thin

marco is gross

God he's so terrifying!

omg linda's face

My bladder would be quivering if I was in that kitchen.

I'd have to wear a couple of Tenas if I was working in there, just in case he raised his voice