Britains Got (no) Talent - It's back next saturday...

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Gutted I missed the auditions.

I can fanjo fart I Am The Walrus whilst my Border Collie conducts and my DP balances lightbulbs on his nose.

Ho hum, will have to wait for next years auditions.....

Hoorah!

I have the worls's fantasticest trampolining rottweiler, but, alas, she gets carsick, so couldn't go to the auditions.

Seriously though, am excited. One of the upsides to Bloke being away playing soldiers is that I can get totally obsessed with talent-show programmes without him ridiculing me.

world's - not worls's.

I love it too