Now I don't wish to disparage the fine aesthetic sense of teenage boys but would they really turn down a shag because of less than perfect norks or an unshaven fanj?
I know I am quite old but in my day it was much more a case of any port (or indeed haven) in a storm. I just can't imagine any lad I knew saying 'No, I'm sorry, I just can't go near it till you've given it a shave' Wouldn't happen.