Have you seen the Ad? A CD Compilation of tunes to liven up housework.
My mind wandered to what my reaction would be if DP buys it on behalf of our ds's. (He does plenty of housework btw).
Apart from the obvious stuffing it up his jacksy, I could:
Make him get up with the dcs every sat and sun till at least 2011.
Do all washing and sorting of laundry for a decade or so (or till he gets it right at least)
Go for the snip
I'm sure I'll have thought of a few more by Sunday... anyone else?