Axe the Agent (then go crawling back to him / her)

[TheOddOne]

I have a a week at home. I have watched this every morning. None of them have sold their houses themselves - PMSL.

No one ever buys Phil & Kirsty's choices either.

Did anyone choose to go to Australia?

They are all a load of poo.

Property shows are on their last legs. Nobody is buying or selling at all at the moment.

I wonder what the BBC will fill the morning schedule with in future?

9:00am - 12:30pm - Oh look i appear to have found a Queen Anne Dresser under some boxes in my attic and whoopsy i've just tripped over a Clarice Cliffe in my wet welly room. Can i sell them and pay for a weekend in Blackpool?

i can't watch axe the agent the voice of the woman who does the voice over grates on me,so annoying.as for homes under the hammer some episodes are from 2006 ffs.

The reason none of them can sell their houses is because they're all a bunch of tight gits.

I mean, the other day they featured that lady who wanted £425,000 for her house that was a fugly tip.

She was already in arrears and going to be repossessed and she was still telling the presenter, 'I can't drop the price too low' and 'I can't put any money into this house to sell it.'

I'd have been like, 'Okay, get repro'd then, because no one's going to be your house at anywhere near £400,000 when it looks like a shit tip.'

More "doing up" programmes, I expect, and more "flog your old tat to raise money in the recession."

tis the most dire load of shite that the beeb has come up with.

and the down under one looks like an excuse for a good holiday and nothing more.

I like the 'Selling Houses' guy better.

He has a great way of telling people they're fooling themselves.

Andrew Winter - yes. He is a lot more realistic. He is good on pointing out the positives of an area too.

Watch 'heir hunters' its fascinating

Heir Hunters is even worse.

Right up there with Monkey Business.

Yeah, bring back Andrew Winter!

Doesn't anyone else think 'Wanted Down Under' is a very suspect title for a morning TV show?

Almost as bad as that X-Factor duet called Journey South.

Or is it just me?

missing is back on mext week [trying to find missing people]love that show.my dream job.

that should be next week

Lol@ KingRolo!

I can't bear Homes Under The Hammer myself- it's the music, I think, it's always so slayingly obvious. Like someone will say "Oh this used to be a lovely area", and then a line of Cher warbling "If I could turn back time" will come on...it's hideous, just awful!

And the presenters look like refugees from Bucks Fizz.