You know on cbeebies when they do the birthday song, what is that yellow thing under the big silver lid?

[dragonbutter]

It looks horrible and I'd be pretty miffed if I was given it for my birthday tea.

WTF is it?

Tis a huge jelly. Or a blamanche?

it looks kind of curled and has a lip round the top.
surely jelly would be better shown as a tall one from a mould?

curled lip? An angry jelly?

or elvis?

Its a ugly jelly

It looks like a genetically modified giant egg yolk, that has been altered to have spongy bit instead of whites!

well quite, is anybody alarmed?

I'm now alarmed envisioning a genetically modified giant egg yolk!!!!!!!!!

it really isn't a jelly.
it can't be.
what's with the big silver lid?

I've always thought that it was a big pot of dahl?

i didn't know dahl was a birthday tea favourite? do enlighten me.

don't seek enlightenment from me dragonbutter!

ok glasjam.