Whatever happened to the original Josie Jump?

[Newbarnsleygirl]

Did she get the monk on when everyone else was at it and she never had a go or what?

thank you nobody would believe me that it was a new 1 ill need to get them all on here to prove im right

She crap compared to the old one. You can tell she's different because of her accent and she looks different.

Come on, this is an important question!

This is supposed to be a secret but ask coppertop. It has something to do with a spade, a hole, a patio and rather a lot of concrete.

maybe she jumped so high she got stuck on the moon

COPPERTOP!

Get over here answer and answer my important question

I cannot possibly move from my seat until I know!

nbg - ummm, I didn't think I'd left you in much doubt about what happened!!! Suffice it to say, you won't be seeing her again.

....and if you're smiley and full o' beans, don't go near ct!!

It sounds all a bit too sinister to me!

Why shouldn't I go near CT?

If you're too bouncy she's got a wicked way with a plank of wood

Eh?!

You are confusing me now!

First she asks you nicely to stop being so lively, then she makes you stop

I don't need her plank of wood.

DD has just drawn on her trainers

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh no, did it come out?

I don't like that new one, I wondered how many people she'd slept with to get the job since she obviously has little talent. I think they could've at least got someone who pronounce words all proper like.

I KNOW I KNOW!!!!

Come on then Sparklycat, spill the beans

I need to know before I explode

wasn't it something to do with the owner of the castle told some children that were visiting that she was buried underneath the castle patio.... I know they changed the castle.... but where is she??? knowing me its all wrong, but it was about a year ago...

The original Josie Jump is indeed helping to support a recently-laid patio. Ironic considering poor old Josie could never say she was recently laid.

PMSL!!!! At least for once in her life she's flat out.

I always thought she needed to be a bit more laidback......

lol - she must be having a hard time though!!

Yes, but at least she won't be feeling too under the weather.

She can do permanent weight lifting now at least