Come dine with me - celebrity special

[Butkin]

What did you think to last night's celebrity version of this show? Nicky Clarke, Jimmy Osmond, Caprice and Nancy Sorrell all had each other round for dinner parties.

There were totally surreal moments ie Caprice suddenly magicing up a swimming pool in her basement into which synchronised swimmers jumped, Vic Reeves playing the part of the wierd butler at their house, Jimmy employing a person of height (not sure of the PC term!) as a butler WTF?

They were nearly all stone bonking mad and as for Nicky's hair!

I look forward to your thoughts..

Thought it was utter madness and not too painful to watch.
Caprice is now starting to look so plastic though..her face does not have 1 single line on it !!
Nicky's hair is also a very funny colour, but actually quite liked him.
Jimmy O - Ahhh bless him.
Nancy - What is her voice all about? way to deep for a girlie and so does not go with how she looks.

The swimming pool looked quality though.

i thought nancy was the most down to earth.

caprice was just a moaning wingeing spoilt brat and as for the tupperware box??????

liked nickys meal (but not his hair)

thought Jimmys meal was OTT and as for the person of a certain height,what was all that about,didnt understand that.

think nicky was the deserved winner.

I'm gutted i missed this! I told DP i wanted to watch it but somehow Never Mind the Buzzcocks got put on instead

The person of a certain height was hilarious.

It was just so random and nobody knew what to say. Were they supposed to coo "aaah, how cute"? And then he reappeared in an Elvis costume for no apparent reason at all except Jimmy thought it would be funny to dress up his little pet person.

Veeeery odd!

Caprice looked like a robot, Jimmy looked like extensive work had been done as well and Nicky KEPT playing with his hair, yuk. Kept thinking of blonde hairs popping up in the salt-baked sea bass. And not just from his hair ... what about from his chest? Thank God his daughter told him to cover up.

I'd give it eight out of ten for making me laugh.

Also funny that Nancy made so little effort with her cooking (not even gravy with bangers and mash) whilst Caprice - who was so unfamiliar with shopping for food, never mind cooking that she rang her mum to tell her - made a really good effort.

I liked Nicky's food and he was a deserved winner and had to smile at Jimmy clouting it with a lump hammer!

Caprice has gone really plastic (did you see her nose in profile?) and was incredibly whiny and annoying. Also she started off being strictly veggie (did they also mention Kosher?) but was later tucking into sea bass.

Great how Jimmy's massive portions were so stereotypically American.

Also line of the night "I've checked with my brother Donny and it's OK to call Alan "Little Donny" !

@ Nicky's nipple habging out whilst they were drinking on the terrace

i thought caprice looked a bit like she was heading towards bride of wieldenstein being very unkind here and her whining voice was a bit grating....nancy was a bit geezer like but i love the absurd and thought their party and food was fun. nicky clarke is grim and not suitable pre watershed viewing