Judge Judy to defendant: Now, tell me about this episode that landed you in the hospital.
Defendant: I had a urinary tract infection.
JJ: You had a WHAT?
D: A urinary tract infection.
JJ: From too much sex?
D: No.
JJ: From WHAT?
D: I get them. It runs in my family.
[Some discussion of the case ensues, before Judge Judy concludes]
JJ: You are an IDIOT. And that's also probably congenital.