Following the Friends thread, whats your favourite line/scene from Scrubs?

[MadameOvary]

Dr Cox and Jordan have all the best lines.
One of my faves is:
"Oh my God I care so little I almost passed out"

Dr. Cox - You're giving me advice?

J.D. - Yeah. Feel free to return the favour.

Dr. Cox - Fair enough. Try this on for size. No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient.

J.D. - What's that supposed to mean?

[Johnny tackles J.D. to the ground through the door out of nowhere.]

Johnny - WHO AM I?!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Chris Turk: Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off!

Elliot: Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.

Dr. Cox: You'd better go ahead and enjoy this while you can, Bob, because if your evil genie goes ahead and grants your wish and I'm gone forever, then the only one you're going to be able to contend with around here is yourself. And when you really get to know that person, oh, dear God, you'll scream so loud that Satan will want to tear up that contract he made with you at birth just so he can get some sleep.

There really is too many to put down

I still haven't managed to see this episode, but I've seen this clip so many times, it makes me laugh and want to hug them all at the same time

Guy Love

too many to mention!
my absolute favourite comedy.
need to get the last two seasons on dvd.

The Air Band playing more than a feeling. I love scrubs soooo much!

serenity - DP likes "Guy Love" so much its on his Ipod
Are you a Joss Whedon fan by any chance?

MadameOvary - absolutely, kudos for getting the reference

this

Actually too many..!

thanks for that bumperlicious, it's cheered me up no end

lol

Carla & Ted singing 'Talk Dirty to Me' & the whole airband episode.

I love the scene where Carla has PND and needs a woman to talk to. Cue Jordan coming down the corridor, roaring, stealing food, making water shake like the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park. TV gold.

I don't know the exact dialogue but when Carla is telling Elliot to use her feminine charms to get stuff and she mentions Jordan's boobs. I love the way Jordan circles her boobs and says "exactly!"

This one always tickles me!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=byaVYt36xiA

Sorry, to make it easier :

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=byaVYt36xiA