Apologies if this has been covered before - I've only just joined mumsnet...
It does strike me that Balamory is a hot-bed of intrigue and romantic undertones... I reckon that PC Plum would like to 'get to know' Miss Hoolie while Miss Hoolie has a thing for Archie. Archie, meanwhile is shining a torch for Josie Jump and Edie McCredie would be happy with Archie, PC Plum and/or Spencer...
Should I be getting out more...?