I've come very late into this year's Big Brother but

[squeaver]

..have you EVER seen a more dysfunctional relationship than Rex and his girlfriend??

pmsl at Rectum. Apparently he didn't even tell her he was going on BB until the last minute - so much for the perfect relationship/girlfriend/lifestyle. What an arse.

OMGoodness! The typos on the website are astonishing!

PMSL at Rectum, what a great insult!
FFS he chooses what she is to wear, including her knickers!!!

I am quite pleased with this weeks noms. I think I know who'll go. Wonder if it'll be a double....

Juat had to check out the website as well. How shocking is that? Maybe MG wrote it (She reads the Sunday Times you know -although if you live in Scotland you will obviously not have been able to read it ...)
I went to 'BBB' a few times in my youth, a long time ago. Thought it was the height of sophistication

Whoops- apologies for MY typo