Is anyone else finding The Culture Show a bit icky?

[IorekByrnison]

I don't know whether it's the ill-fitting C4 Friday night style format or the horror of Mark Kermode trying to be all casual and relaxed, but it's making me feel very bad in my stomach.

Actually I think it's just Mark Kermode.

Oh I love Mark Kermode. I used to despise him but then I started listening to him on Simon Mayo's 5 live show on Friday afternoons and I completely changed my mind about him. He is great!

Love his pet names for people like Ikea Knightley and Orlooondo Bland! He's very funny!

I'm sure I read something unpleasant about his trousers a while ago on here.

Is he gay? No bearing on anything other than a friend asked me & I didn't think so but she's convinced. Don't know if there's a connection to the trousers story

I quite like him but tend to miss the Culture Show cos they moved it & I keep forgetting it's on.

I don't know. But he looks a trifle too unhygienic to be gay to me.

Wiki says no, my friend insists his wife is a beard

Are you alleging he smells, he does look a little greasy, maybe it's just the brillcreme.

He is definitely married as he mentions his wife and kids on the 5 live show. I think he has 2 children, 1 of each if I remember correctly.

He is my husband.

Ooooh scanner does he pong?

Disclaimer if you are the real Mrs Kermode - I only said he looked Brylcemey.