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Will someone please shoot Max Branning!

21 replies

billa · 27/06/2008 20:12

This slimeball is such a tosser, its ok for him to have other women but he dosen't like Tanya having a new man. Tanya should of left him in the grave.

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HeadFairy · 27/06/2008 20:13

He is dreadful

LynetteScavo · 27/06/2008 20:15

Max or Jack?

What would you rather...Oooh, let me think....

Goober · 27/06/2008 20:17

Hand me the gun then.

pattymc · 27/06/2008 20:17

very good actor though

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billa · 27/06/2008 20:19

Billa hands Goober the gun, go for it Goober.

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lazarou · 27/06/2008 20:22

He's the dullest man on the planet isn't he? Horrible creature

HeadFairy · 27/06/2008 20:23

he's so pathetic, weeps all the time, can't accept responsibility for his own actions.... I would move far far far away if I was Tanya

Goober · 27/06/2008 20:24

Drops to the floor where Jack wrestles him. Nobody ever suspects that I shot him.
Mwahahahahahahahaha

ScaryHairy · 27/06/2008 20:24

Oh he's just horrid.
With his trembling bottom lip and his pathetic "Tan, Tan, tell me you don't love me" like he thinks it is incredible that she might have gone off him

Jack on the other hand... well you wouldn't need to put a bag on his head, would you...

Tutter · 27/06/2008 20:24

totally agree pattymc

HeadFairy · 27/06/2008 20:25

oh and if I was Tanya I'd give Abbi a good talking to about exactly what her darling father did and how he would never be living in our house again.

lazarou · 27/06/2008 20:25

I wish Stacey would stop being a muppet and just get back with bradley

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billa · 27/06/2008 20:25

Jake Wood is a great actor but really hate his character, did anyone see EE on Weakest link last nite?

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billa · 27/06/2008 20:28

It didn't work Goober, he's still alive. Try again.

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pattymc · 27/06/2008 20:28

I know what max did was unforgiveable but I'm afraid to amdmit I do feel a bit sorry for him....don't shoot me!

dizzydixies · 27/06/2008 20:29

behave Pattymc - I mean all he did was shag his daughter in law - the sleezy barsteward

all she did was try to bury him alive

OrmIrian · 27/06/2008 20:30

Well I would. But I'd probably get carried away and shoot all the residents of bloody Albert Square while I was at it

pattymc · 27/06/2008 20:32

the whole Tanya burying Max episode was RIDICULOUS!
so there.

Goober · 27/06/2008 20:34

I'll hunt him down later, he just spotted me while I was folllowing him.

Heated · 27/06/2008 20:35

Does anyone else find the shape of Max's eyes slightly disturbing?

Goober · 27/06/2008 20:39

Everything about him is disturbing.
I'm glad he got rid of that shite flat-top hair cut. It's a bad enough style on men with hair but a poor show indeed when on a bald man.

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