TOWIE S37 - sun&mon 9pm itv2

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yah. My fav trashy show

there is trouble in paradise for diags and Jodie and Ella contemplate making up with FREDDIE

Meanwhile, they all go to Vietnam for some winter sun

Tonight 9pm

Only me who is watching it then?

Tbh diags does take the piss a bit so not suprised Fran got annoyed - I would have as well

tho don’t they live together now so surely not spending the day together r on holiday isn’t the end of the world as sharing a room and obv Back home e together

he’s also thr only one who never gets a fake tan before going away

I also wanted to pull Dani’s top over her boobs 😂

E2. Not quite sure what the coach fight was about

I think Fran was an old girlfriend! It’s Jody!
I was surprised by what Ella said about her chat with Dan. I didn’t get the impression He’s still attracted to her. He just lets her rabbit on and doesn’t say anything and she must think that means he agrees with her.

Yah. I’m not on my own

oh god. Yes Jodie. Not Fran. Tho she did appear didn’t she a few series back in a white dress

meant Jodie 😂

Dan does seem to not flirt as such but as you said agreeing and chatting

I can’t rem why they split after being in love all one series but yes Ella def hasn’t got over him

Yes Dani’s top was a bit distracting. I have quite large boobs and no way would I feel comfortable in a top like that. I assume it must be superglued to her nipples or something. One sudden move and they’d fall out! But they’re not natural so assume they move less.

This is my pleasure because it’s all so false and stupid. I am fascinated by the so called ‘.relationships’. There seems to be some unwritten rules in Towie land that just don’t appear in real life. When you split up with someone that can’t just be it. There have to be constant meet ups and chats to address issues. This can go on for months if not years.

If someone says something uncomplimentary about someone else one of the characters must immediately go and tell the other person what was said. That person then must go and ‘confront’ the other person about what was originally said then everyone takes sides and falls out with everyone else. All this to prevent the ultimate sin in Towie of being called ‘two faced’. The uncomplimentary comment can be something as innocuous as that someone doesn’t suit green but it will become a hill to die on.

I love it because it’s a total parallel universe to my world. I have never fallen out with any of my friends and certainly not on a weekly basis. It just concerns me sometimes that young people these days think this is how they should conduct their relationships.

@StudyinBlue it’s my secret pleasure

and agree with all of said

E3 tonight

Sat watching

No idea why 😩😩😩 but here i am

This is exactly the problem with “reality tv”.

Impressionable viewers think it is instructional and aspirational rather than made for tv melodrama.

It is ruining relationships, society and addling brains.

As well as this so much of it is deeply sexist.

Despite the simple minded female protagonists believing they are “strong women” they constantly pander to male gaze, male sexual needs and the live down to just about every female stereotype you can name.

Exactly. Totally agree. Like Married at First Sight. I would actually say it’s dangerous especially as it’s supposedly being managed by trained counsellors giving an air of legitimacy. Time and time again someone is showing red flags for abusive control or violence and the other party is told to modify their behaviour, hang in there and ‘trust the process’. What could have been a useful exercise in showing people what an unhealthy relationship looks like and how to deal with it is completely subverted.

As usual Dan is in the shit

I feel sorry for Chloe / tho they never name her as gf

for most people. They split and don’t have to see their ex again. It’s all over rated

now Amy is pissed off Harry is talking to junqid

and being an adult and mature

till the next time 😂

E4 tonight

I wonder who decides to go on these trips as always grief

😄

I'm not sure who anyone really is

Amy's kids have grown, I remember when she was pregnant with the twins!

They have

Wonder where Ritchie is when Amy and her other 3 are on tv. Is he shut away in another room as dad didn’t want him on tv

Jo jonnie josh. All fresh blood for Towie

Guessing Ella will end up snogging one of them if they appear

FWIW - Vietnam isn’t 4 times bigger then UK Courtney 😂

Havent been on mumsnet for months and in didnt even realise towie was back!!

But now I know its on, im back here!! 😆

Lots of swollen faces.... botox and fillers have gone crazy!!
Dan and ella... I like them together but doesnt he have a new girlfriend?? Chloe?? Is that true?

Diags is so punching above his weight but I honestly cant see what jodie is doing with him. Daigs is such a dan wannabe its kinda sad and childish!!

@TagyoureitJodie is physically very attraction so at that level he definitely is punching but her squeaky helium affected voice would have me wanting to rip my ears off!

Diaz is always punching

he’s the only unfake one. No spray tan. No glowing white teeth. No 6 pack

E5 tonight

Saffrons fake tan is more then Freddie’s tan from Vietnam

I could write this

i was right about fresh blood 😂😂 the twins tho wrong girl. Dani not Ella

E6 tonight