I think I'm developing an unseemly crush on Andy from Cbeebies

[hellsbells76]

Please tell me it's not just me? Sid challenged him to do press-ups last night, I saw the bulging arm muscles and I came over all of a dither. Then we were late leaving the house this morning because I had to watch him do the birthdays. It's just not right is it?

They showed some photos of him as a child the other day and he has the most ENORMOUS jug ears

Does that help?

He is grim.

puts me about myself, dunno what itis that makes me have to turn tv over.

I think you should find this worrying. He is not fanciable, unless you happen to be running a temperature or something. Imagine waking up to that cheesy grin in the morning.

oh dear, this is looking a bit unanimous isn't it?

i saw the jug ears photo. i thought he looked cute.

ok, that 'life' thing. where do i get one of those?

You sick little monkey!

right! in the interests of research i have just shown a picture of him to the (twentysomething, childless) girls in the office and they've all declared him 'well fit'. so ner.

I think he's gorgeous. He's HUGE !

lotty do you know something i don't?

tall. i meant tall.

(obviously have no knowledge whether he is huge or not)

unfortunately not hellsbells!

could have done a great wind up pretending he was my husband then couldnt i?

He's lovely. Can't sing though

If you are going to have a cbeebies crush at least make it on Sid!!

Is Sid growing his hair?

I don't know who cbeebies Andy is, but I do fancy Michael Portillo.

Who cares Lazarou... you can turn the radio on for musical entertainment !

mmmm Sid. He's gorgeous too.

Can i have them both or would that be greeeedy?!

a sid/andy sandwich

and Sporticus too.

I think he is the type of guy who you wouldnt fancy, then you might get drunk in the pub and snog him and suddenly see how damn nice and funny he is and be hooked.

Definately looked simian as a little boy though

ok stop right there. sportacus? no no no no no and again no.

hellsbells ! . What a fantastic idea, with Sporticus for afters !

but he's sooooo fit and he's a millionaire.

kezza... i know what you mean. I think Martin Clunes is like that. He did some work for me many moons ago and he such a lovely man.

I do like sportacus