Less Greggg, more Grace: Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Here we go with these people most of us have never heard of!

Gawd I would trough this. So would my kids

What sauce?!

My favourite cheesecakes are the cooked ones. Especially the Basque ones.

That's not an inspiring dessert, Noreen.

Those cheesecakes look crap

I think she's off unless Alfie is awful.

So its reminding Amy of the 'icing' on a carrot cake!

She’s a gonner

That cheesecake looks like one of those little frozen ones you used to buy in packs from places like Kwik Save back in the days before you knew any better.

I may still buy them...

All these previous contestants critique like they are professionals.

Just had a panic that a spider was on my face...it was my hair!

I'm starting to think that every time Alfie performs he's got a bucket, a priest and a doctor with betablockers all standing in the wings.

I agree Esma

That's going to be better than the cheesecake.

Alfie really doesn’t do 'small', does he?

Alfie just invented cranachan

Is this not a cranachan??

I'm nervous too, Craig! Shaking like a leaf as I type this.

This isn't a difficult decision.

I was just thinking that - very close!

It really isnt. Its obvious as heck

Grace just said 'courgette ravioli' like that Catherine Tate character with shitake mushrooms.

The torture continues for Alfie

All the A Team through…