Less Greggg, more Grace: Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Here we go with these people most of us have never heard of!

Alert! Aldi has ripped off the Waitrose lebkuchen selection box (which I buy copious amounts of every year). They are £2 cheaper and exactly the same. Now I can eat even more.

Mine were also orange… 🤭

TBF, it's best for things for which mash is an ingredient, like potato cakes, cottage/shepherds/fish pie, and so on.

I’ve got one of those too but I refer you to my previous remark re washing up 😆

Mint are best!

This is interminable!

Evening ! This all looks a bit chaotic.

That's my thought with a mandolin. If you dont slice the feck out yourself when using you get a second chance to do with the faff that is washing it

@Halsall quick rinse and dishwasher 🔨 (another gavel)

Oooh, Esma! Thank you for the tip. I will investigate. In the meantime I’ve instructed DH to bring me another one (please)

I prefer Pfeffernusse.

My little dog is obsessed with tools (and flowers!). He nicks them, runs off and hides/buries them. I have to warn workmen when they come to the house. He could definitely half inch a potato ricer and make sure you never saw it again.

This is just irritating on so many levels

Some burnt stuff on a plate

I'd rather see them nibbling cubes than watch this.

Am I missing something or could they not just look across at each other's benches to see how to plate up?

LOLing here at the urgent JEOPARDY music. It’s falafel ffs.

Had to look that one up!

He just called him 'Alan,' not 'Alun Wyn'. Next time the camera cuts to Ashley he'll have a black eye and a ripped sleeve.

Utter shite task

Maybe that’s why he had holes in his pants the other day

Weighing in late on the potato ricer argument but yes they are the way to go for the perfectl mash. Then just dismantle and stick in the dishwasher.

I certainly don’t miss Greggg's manner of stuffing forksful of food into his gob, but I have to say I’m slightly freaked out by the way Grace holds her utensils weirdly high and directly in front of her face.

Possible new rounds for the semi-finals:

Name That Tin.
Fahrenheit or Gas Mark?
Blind(fold) Melon By Touch Alone.

Wow, Kadeena’s hair!

Love Kadeena Cox! (no idea who the others are)