Less Greggg, more Grace: Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Here we go with these people most of us have never heard of!

Nonna time

Evening isn’t every dish dedicated to nonna?

evening chuffs!

Evening Chuffs

Jeez my food has no emotion in it. It’s food not a sob story

This is where I would lie and say 'I've always loved Sandra from the chip shop. She gives me an extra scoop every time.'

You are a total terror Esma 🤩

Chris O'Dowd declared his love in a kebab shop? Is he actually Roy from The I.T. Crowd?

Did she say a tattoo of the kebab shop 🤣🙌

We didn’t need to know that info about Dawn's tattoo, thank you very much.

Tattoo definitely TMI

I would scoff that kebab

Just the name which, sadly, was Munchies.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like cat food

only thing I remember my nanna teaching me in the kitchen was to butter the bread all the way to the edges. Not sure that would win me anything

Has there ever been a contestant as flustered as Alfie?

Subway Employee of the Month.

Evening Chuffs. I didn’t really need to know about the tattoo.

Mine toasted bread on just one side. Not sure that would go far either.

Sorry but Yorkshire pud does not go with salmon!

My grandad,s favourite to cook for us was wee Willie winkie sausages

Oh no, Alun Wyn, don’t eff it all up now with baa-ing lamb 🤨

I can't imagine the Battleship Potemkin size mutiny that would happen if I served up 'Christmas coleslaw.'

Agreed

Jesus Christ, Alun Wyn! Sod the Welsh! You never do lamb on MasterChef!