Less Greggg, more Grace: Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Here we go with these people most of us have never heard of!

Alun Wyn did brilliantly, especially considering he’s got hands the size of shovels.

I hope Alfie is voted off next. I can't stand much more of this.

The food is beautiful but I'm guessing these five are about to be the fanciest customers Kemal's Kebab Kabin in Tamworth has had for quite some time.

😂😂😂😂

They will go out to Kemal s for a kebab after them wee portions

I like Lynne. She looks as though she's not on board with this shit. She wants a proper scone with jam and cream and a decent slice of Victoria sponge.

This is a hell of a lot of stress for some very tiny food.

Those little teapots are so cute.

Sliding in very late. Don’t like Chrish, find her very annoying. Are these made up by the celebs or by the chef and assembled by the celebs?

3 hours work. Wow

I’m another sceptical of matcha. I’d eat a dozen of the lemon drizzle though

I like matcha ice cream.

Ginger is a psychedelic vision.

<< waves >>

Finally managing to watch some of this ‘live’. I’ve missed following along with the Chuffians. Work is a bit troublesome at the moment and I just haven’t been home on the right nights.

That said I haven’t been blown away by this series. Grace hasn’t grown on me yet and there have been some properly annoying celebrities.

Nice to see you back @RomainingCalm!

You’ve arrived just in time for Dawn O'Porter's pretentious menu….

Jeez dawn. I can’t wait to see this

So Jamie’s making kids’ party pirate tacos, and Dawn is doing a 6 course meal?

Dawn's is too convoluted. The explanation alone is giving me a headache.

Is Alfie still wearing his dressing gown?

Dawn’s doesn’t sound nice - too many little bits and pieces.

Jamie's seems very reliant on food colouring.

Oh fuck, Alfie's going to sing again.

What is the brief here ? I missed it when DH tipped Benecol all over himself and the sofa 🙄

Tbf I prefer the basic

That laugh 😠🤦‍♀️

Food as a performance. Drama and spectacle.