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Less Greggg, more Grace: Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 03/12/2025 20:06

Here we go with these people most of us have never heard of!

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EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:24

PotterHead1985 · 08/12/2025 21:22

That chap has high hopes. Hes going home disappointed

I guess life is nothing but disappointment if you'd like to live in Wolf Hall but you actually live in Coventry.

PotterHead1985 · 08/12/2025 21:24

I dont think I have ever seen quite such a disastrous mass catering challenge. And there have been some contenders.

Christ that's 2 ovens!!! Reminds me of when the blast chiller wasnt

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2025 21:24

Pork pink is fine ffs

EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:25

'Can we have a look to see if the pork is cooked?'

'Mate, we've gotta go.'

Dysentery incoming.

PotterHead1985 · 08/12/2025 21:26

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2025 21:24

Pork pink is fine ffs

Pink pork even?! 🤣🤣 Depends how pink!

TheDogsMother · 08/12/2025 21:27

That crust is very khaki looking.

Halsall · 08/12/2025 21:27

Ironically there’s probably more meat on just one of those serving platters than most actual medieval people would have seen in an entire lifetime.

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littlbrowndog · 08/12/2025 21:27

They should have some roastie potatoes

PotterHead1985 · 08/12/2025 21:28

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2025 21:27

They should have some roastie potatoes

But didn't they dump all them on us oirish?! 🤣🤣

EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:29

Nobody wants anything 'en croute' when your uncle died in the Hundred Years' War.

PotterHead1985 · 08/12/2025 21:30

The way grace took a bite of that risotto she really didn't want to try it

EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:30

'Any vegetarians, or not?'

Charm personified, that Chris.

jay55 · 08/12/2025 21:30

Taking the veggie option, guaranteed spot on the telly.

Halsall · 08/12/2025 21:30

Real medieval men don’t eat quiche. Fact.

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TheDogsMother · 08/12/2025 21:31

There must have been some professional intervention here. They had about three minutes to go and nothing was cooked.

EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:32

I can't believe how many people just so happen to have medieval costumes.

TheDogsMother · 08/12/2025 21:33

EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:32

I can't believe how many people just so happen to have medieval costumes.

Don’t you ?

EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:33

Sadly that burst of Italian has just got Alfie hung, drawn and quartered as a Popish spy.

bungobungobungo · 08/12/2025 21:34

I wonder if everyone actually got fed 2 courses?

Halsall · 08/12/2025 21:35

Ginger managed to dodge that round. Very astute.

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EsmaCannonball · 08/12/2025 21:35

Ooh, pie is a good challenge.

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2025 21:35

I love pies as well grace

littlbrowndog · 08/12/2025 21:36

I would do a steak pie with mash and. Green veg

PotterHead1985 · 08/12/2025 21:37

So Ashley is probably bulling because he doesn't do sauce.

Glad gregg isnt there for gingers rhubarb

jay55 · 08/12/2025 21:37

I was all in for rhubarb pie until the pesto mention

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