Less Greggg, more Grace: Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Here we go with these people most of us have never heard of!

Glen of Imaal Terriers are on my list of desired dogs. Admittedly, it's a long and not particularly exclusive list.

Evening! I’d somehow totally missed that it was 9pm tonight.

Oh they are lovely pups

Group challenge. My favourite

Evening! Is it mass catering?

Yes

Forgot about this tonight!

Grace is entering into the spirit but I see Jonty point-blank refused to wear a cod-piece and tights….

And high on the endangered list from the kennel club. There are not very many of them at all anymore.

No ginger. Is that fair?

Alfie having a nervous breakdown already

You just know Gregg would never have passed the chance of a cod-piece by.

Oh @PotterHead1985 those pups 😍. I love a terrier. Evening Chuffs.

Are we going to get turkey legs?

A medieval carvery. Righty-ho. With Ye Olde Custard?

Get that big pork on

Haha you'd hear them from your gaff sometimes im telling ya. Small dog syndrome is rife.

My telly is acting up tonight. Pox on it

They haven’t got a scooby. There will be off camera intervention

Is it veggie cheese though?

It took about 10 seconds for them to mention custard 😂

Those 'pears' looked remarkably quince-like to me.

I predict Alfie's going to have a total breakdown.

I see some pageboy has been sent down Ye Olde Sainsbury's to buy the viands and vittles.

Jeez. Why trout en croute.

Sticky toffee pudding. Gimme

Ye Sticky Toffyye Puddynge could go tits up, I fear

Well if it goes tits up I dont want!!

When did they start throwing people in Bedlam?

If this were MasterChef: the Professionals there would be some right Medieval-looking contestants.