1: Caroline (I worked so hard to get where I am, oh bugger keep forgetting I said I came from old money and conveniently forgetting my insanely rich ex-husband, alleged dalliances with handsome 'very hands on' ex sportsman Dad which sudden ignited my sudden interest in picking up child from Prep school - at least I think it was mine?) Stanbury.
- Teresa (I swear on my four 'Dorters', still can't pronounce my own surname or read an autocue, New Your Times' best selling book author) Lizard Lips Guidice.
- Kyle (I come from a famous acting dynasty - ok, only my sister - and deny my mother sold herself or any of her progeny in order to further her own desires and I would never suddenly feign an interest in same sex relationship in order to manufacture a storyline for Bravo.I can smile vacuously and blink rapidly - demonstrating my acting skills) Richard's.