Classic Emmerdale: Little ditty about Jack and Diane

[JaneJeffer]

Couldn’t think of a title!

FFS will Zak just shut up - did he ever do anything apart from shouting?

Lisa is also getting on my wick!

Yes Zak and Lisa are as bad as each other

I don’t understand how Bob could be expected to repay everything in an instant. What the hell kind of mortgage did he sign up for?

Why doesn’t he just ask for Brenda’s help? She’s offered the money enough times and why didn’t Bob just say to either the driver or police that he was at playgroup checking on Heath?

This stuff about Bob opening the cafe 24 hours is just nonsense.
I can't say I'm enjoying it much atm. I couldn't care less about Lexie's wedding.

What does Paddy love about the ever screeching Chas?

Isn’t Victoria 15 and Daz 18/19? I know they’re not related but I don’t know, maybe a bit icky for me