britain's next top model grr!

[asicsgirl]

am really started to get irritated that every week they give the girls NO training and NO help and NO guidance and then go on and on about how they're not improving!!!

Yes me too.Its not a patch on Americas NTM.At least Miss J and Jay Manuel on that give actual advice! (Plus Tyra is much fiercer than Lisa Snowdon)Huggy whats-her name is just mad surely?
I think the criticisms are also very unfair..I actually quite liked Marthas picture last night.She was told to scream so she did..what did they expect?

What they need is 'noted' fashion photographer Nigel Barker and Twiggy..

Who do you want to win?

(and the next question is why, as a 28 year old Mum of two do I even care?! )

who went last night?

Martha and Lianne. They obviously needed to create some drama.

Lisa Snowdon just doesn't cut it. But she is better than that other one who did it first. The one that was married to Marco Pierre White. Can't remember her name.

was it Lisa Barker? Somebody Barker. Yes she was rubbish.

Did Lianne go home then?!? I missed the judging. She was my tip for the top so there you go. Guess it's going to be Am Dram Rachael or Catty Cat then.

And I haven't got a clue why I care either... I think it's just the force of the Monday night ritual of sitting in front of the telly watching thin girls and stuffing face with Mrs Crimble's Chocolate Macaroons...

Lisa Butcher.

Agree, not a spot on ANTM. Don't have the weekly task/reward. No glitzy trips abroad and no major fashion backers - PMSL at the backing dancing last week - looked like was in local pub!

all the girls are mahoosive

it is all so low rent

that old les Lisa Snowdon is rubbish

I saw about 15 mins of it last night, so could be wrong, but don't the girls all seem so much less ...............twuntish than the American wannabes, they just seemed nicer, less arrogant.......dunno. am I wrong?

Haven't watched BNTM, but how can it be ANYTHING without Tyra the great? And Mr and Miss Jay! And of course, Nigel Barker...

yes nicer

also much fatter

torty!

you must mean 'Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker'

yes LOL at the backing dancing

was def in local boozer

Tyra took her girls to Beijing ffs!

The scouse girl is stunning.

Ginge one has a big nose.

Scared of fire girl/hurting eyes is good too.

ENID - I certainly do mean NOTED Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker.

My favourite moment was when that blonde girl who won suggested the stick she was holding came out of his arse...he was SO not amused!

i fancy nigel, i think he use to have buck teeth.
huggy has had an upper lip transplant from a camel.

Christian Rachel is the only contender

Lianne was fat
Ginger girl is just not pretty enough
is Aaron still in it - shes not bad but pretty dull
The one that looks like melanie sykes is nice but DUll - watch the catalogue work roll in
Martha has no chin but a good body

i liked Lisa

she looked a bit like dd1

martha is a robot
rachel is annoying but good
stefanie will be in all the lads mags

just had a look here and can't believe the awful makeup they're wearing, it's ridiculous, it contorts their faces and imo isn't the least bit fashion, more btec in makeup iykwim

what's going on with huggy's face?

i liked martha she looks exactly like my neice

that make ups not ridiculous

i quite like it

stephanie is too fat to make it as a fashion model

Isn't Rachel that girl who was Emily on Doctors? (have just looked on websiteat their pics.

It only looks good on one of them, that tall lily cole type one that got kicked off last night. It can still be exciting and creative without making them look awful

yeas, rachael was on doctors- and a terrible actress in it (but we are talking about doctors, so i doubt anyone noticed). she was the daughter of one of the docs.

i warmed to huggy last week as she was the only one who has really tried to give the girls some direction when on shoot.

nigel was on another show the other day and as soon as he came on we all went 'NOTED fashion photographer...' the girl who told him to get the stick out of his &rse was caridee. great girl tho somewhat bonkers!